no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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