dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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