No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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