can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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