Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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