You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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