I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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