I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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