Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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