the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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