don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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