hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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