theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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