i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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