so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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