I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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