The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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