I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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