but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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