theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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