He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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