i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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