Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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