God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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