just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
why is half of my head shaved?
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