sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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