I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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