This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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