Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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