I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
my poor anus
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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