marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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