Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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