I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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