You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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