Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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