Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
So many bounce houses so little time
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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