Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize