it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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