The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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