Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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