the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You are the jesus of drinking
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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