butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
