That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im six kinds of drunk right now
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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