He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize