I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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