great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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