I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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