Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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