And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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