The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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