i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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