its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
