I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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