If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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