but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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